I love the I'm not a Performing Monkey tee! So fitting!
I have my daily imperfect moments, from forgetting a beloved blanket at the store to running out of bread when the little one's refusing to eat anything but grilled cheese and toast.
But, the worst...one morning, I really needed a few extra minutes of sleep. So, I thought no big deal, I'd let the little one (who was 3 at the time) play in my room and watch cartoons. I dozed off right before hearing a loud thump followed by screaming. Seems he decided to swing around the post of my bed, but flew off and cracked his head off the dresser. The gash and bruises lasted for 2 weeks before healing. And I felt horrible the whole time since I was asleep when it happened!